• “Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.” - William Shakespeare !
• “In wine there is wisdom, beer there is freedom and water there is bacteria” – Ben Franklin !
• “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives” – Oscar Wilde !
• “This is my home away from home” – Guest, Eureka San Luis Obispo !
• “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” - Mark Twain !
• “People that love to eat are always the best people” - Julia Child !
• “Life is too short to drink crappy beer” - Server, Eureka Bakersfield !
• “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” - Ben Franklin !
• “He was a wise man who invented beer.” - Plato !
• “For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.” - William Shakespeare !
• “I lied to my husband last night and said I was at the gym after work when I was really at Eureka with my girl friends, is that so bad?” – Guest, Eureka Santa Barbara !
• “Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all” - Harriet Von Horne !
• "If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." - Deep Thought, Jack Handy !
• “Food should be fun.” - Thomas Keller !
• "If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs." - David Daye !
• “Friends don’t let friends eat frozen fries” – Anonymous !